If you want a laugh and don't mind HUGE GRAMMAR MISTAKES, READ ON YAY IT'S #1 In the dumb category and honor for me😂

Hey. Wanna know something? I was famous. Yeah, someone like me was famous. Crazy right? Wanna know something else?  Everyone loved me. I'm telling the truth. You might think I'm insane.. But I swear I'm not. You see... I used to be famous. I used to be a popstar. I used to have so many hit songs and albums. I had everything anyone could ever imagine. I had money. Cars. Girls. Fame. Pride.    And respect. Everything. But that's all gone now. I wish it was all back. I used to always say, I hated the paps. But I miss them. I actually miss them. I was stupid back then. I let myself get out of control and go into a downwards spiral.     I did drugs. I hurt people. I made my fans sad. I even hurt my beautiful girlfriend.. I miss my old life. I miss how it used to all be. I sound really crazy, I know. But don't be scared of me.  I'm not an animal.. I swear. Oh.. Do I sound familiar to you?  Let me explain. My name is Justin Bieber.  And this is how I became a monster.