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Lost in paradise

As Camila leaves her favorite club drunk as always she is greeted by a man older than her, Camila refuses and try's her best to get away from the man to trip over a rock and is knocked out. He takes her to the woods ready to do what he had planned with the girl. When she woke up she struggled to get out of reach when...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...

100 Voicemails

[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a...

I Am Living With an Idiot

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...