Naruto...or Naruko? which is it?! There's a new student in Konaha High, but nobody really knows their gender... is it male of female? whatever it is, they seem to have taken a liking to the very Uchiha Sasuke...

What if Gaara was Naruto's older twin brother stolen the night he was born and given to Suna to have the one tails sealed in while the nine tails was left to be sealed in Naruto. What if Naruto was told about the Kyuubi when he was small by the Hokage and was also told about Gaara? What if Naruto was searching for his big brother, but found hin during the chunnin exam? What if Gaara felt he needed to protect Naruto, but didn't know why?

Kyle broflovski hears the news of Eric Cartman and Heidi Turners new relationship, He's immediately disgusted by it but he doesn't know why until he begins coughing out flowers and petals and after doing some research he finds out that he has the hanahaki disease, a disease born from a one sided love, if the love is not returned soon enough the petals will fill the unrequited's lungs, killing them, he believes the key to curing him is Heidi, he couldn't be further from correct.

"After everything I've done for you, and you still treat me like shit. Why?" Basically a small story of Kyman. Duh. Warning, includes cussing, and things that might trigger someone. Sorry if I do. Also, they're like 16 in this.

It's overrun. Zombies roam the streets. Some sprint, some crawl, some walk. They're all different forms of mutations, all a terrifying result of numerous disgusting experiments conducted by scientists. It's all the news channels blare about, and the residents of South Park doubted that such an extreme virus would happen upon their forgotten town. Oh, how wrong they were. So, instead of preparing, stocking up on weapons and food and water, they relaxed. Believing that they were safe was so naive, so stupid, that it's almost as if they deserve to get torn to shreds by the infected. ----- A South Park zombie apocalypse story with multiple choices at the end of each chapter. Choices which lead to the introduction of some, deaths of others and various relationships blooming in such a toxic environment.