Over 98K views and 1K votes, y'all! TYSM!! >;3 *DISCLAIMER* These aren't mine. I found most of them online. :) The pic belongs to yandere-woman on DeviantArt. Enjoy, peeps!! 'Shortie :P'

I didn't like being rough with her, but this had to stop. I didn't hurt her, but I wasn't gentle. "Harry, let go of me", she whimpered. "Not a chance in hell", I yelled, making her jump. AUTHOR'S NOTE: THERE WILL BE VERY GRAPHIC SEX SCENES, VIOLENCE, DOMESTIC ABUSE AND ADULT LANGUAGE. You've been warned!!!!!

Music has been her life for as long as she can remember. When she was found in the woods, she had headphones on. When she was brought to Konoha, she had headphones on. When she joined the academy, she had headphones on. She's a beauty, a quiet one. Well, unless she's belting out the lyrics of her favorite song that is. She's a beauty, one who dances to beats with no origin.

Naruto, after bringing Sasuke back to the village, is exiled. He discovers he no longer loves the Hidden Leaf and becomes a ruthless mercenary: The Black Kitsune.

A funny dirty joke book

Hey I'm new on wattpad and there's really good books on here and they inspire me so hope you like my dirty jokes If you have any funny jokes you want me to put in here message me on: Kik-wasgoodman And add your name or e-mail so I can thank you In the joke .....ENJOY.....

This book is filled with sexual jokes, puns and innuendos of the dirty mined delight.

I don't own anything in here. I got it all from facebook.

I have a VERY dirty mind

None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners