Tom is frustrated with not being able to understand Tord when he insults him in Norwegian. After an argument, he sets off to learn as many Norwegian swears and insults as he can. However, the word Tord has reserved for him does not appear to be an insult. This is my first work, and it's purely for self indulgence. I'm sure this has been done before somehow but I really wanted to see it and couldn't find it. So I wrote it myself. Be kind please. Also all Norwegian is provided by google translate lmao

A night of Tom's usual hard drinking and a sudden visit from Tord sends the two into a spiral of a love-hate relationship. #TORDISTOPTOMISBOTTOM #SORRYNOTSORRY / Literate short story, there IS gay 'love-making' in it so read at your own risk / / Strong language / / Matt, Edd, Tord & Tom are all around 19-22 years of age. /

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]