"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

This is the completely rewritten second edition of Unbecoming Humans. It's bigger, it's gayer, it's everything the first edition deserved to be. Please note that this rewrite is currently in progress. The end of the current rewritten chapters will be marked. With civilization on the brink of collapse, Aria's parents built Eden to be the cradle of the next evolution of humanity, but survival at Eden is far from guaranteed. Aria has been little more than a puppet in her parents' games of genetic experimentation and control over the next iteration of humanity for almost as long as she can remember. When Aria meets Nima, the latest in a long line of victims lured to Eden by the promise of safety, a spark rekindles her cold heart. Aria can't sit idly by while Nima becomes her parents' next prey. The two must find a way to survive Eden's deadly experiments, or risk the greatest love they've ever known.

Phan AU In 1541, homosexuality was a crime punishable by death. For Daniel and his lover, it was a risk they were willing to take. However, when a witch by the name of Agnes whom is in love with Daniel catches them, she has the police arrest and hang them. She curses them, as well, to never meet again in their future reincarnations. But Daniel meets another witch in prison, one that blesses him to remember his past lives so he can find his lover again. The year is 2015, and Dan finds his love with the new name of Phil. While attempting to win him over, Agnes returns and means to bring Hell upon the men. Secrets are revealed, hearts are broken. Dan hopes that he might be happy will Phil for once, but will he? (Cover art by myself and yourinternetconnection on tumblr)

The United Kingdom isn't so united anymore. Rebellions nobody can even remember the cause of, cause panic throughout what's left of Great Britain. The Government have one too many secrets and Dan Howell is about to know them all. Of course, it isn't his fault his dad's an egotistical liar and his mum's a sociopath. And it definitely is not his fault he was captured by the Rebels. However, it was completely his fault when a super-advanced highly dangerous humanoid species begins slowly taking over. Oops? Just for clarification: this is a Phan (Danisnotonfire x AmazingPhil) fic! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people because that would be slavery and slavery is illegal, also I'm not that rich. None of the events in this story actually happened (duh) and Phan is (apparently) not real. Enjoy!

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Look m8 this is just some kinky ass shit. Dan has a boyfriend, a punk boyfriend, named Phil. Which would probably be odd since he's a pastel boy. A pastel boy that dresses in cute sweaters and floral crowns, who fell in love with another boy who has piercings, tattoos and a gang. Yep it really is quiet a confusing relationship. Warnings: I would just like to point out that this entire fic is based around BDSM. And side note: this is shit. It gets alright when it gets illegal. but even then I still have no skill. HA BYE

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016