[completed maybe?] Fluff and angst oneshots about Dan Howell and Phil Lester

I decided to take some of my stories off of my tumblr (originally phansdick, now botanistlester) and compile them on here for you lovely people to read! So here is my collection of oneshots that I have written <3 Enjoy

"hi im Mr.Hemmings and ill be your new P.E teacher " "holy shit.." (lower case intended)

Michael has always been known as the shy one. Among friends, family, you name it. But Luke knows how vocal Michael truly is. The only this is, Luke's too possessive to let anyone else hear his baby boy. Or the one where dom!Luke loves to fuçk sub!Michael.

Luke Hemmings is the hot new math teacher. Michael Clifford is the rainbow-haired, smart mouth student. "You're late. Again." "What are you going to do about it, Luke?" "Detention with me after school. And that's Mr. Hemmings to you."

"hey baby girl." "luke...I'm a boy." ; or the one where Luke is convinced he's straight but has a crush on a feminine boy so he's in denial that Michael is a boy fem! Michael bi denial/wannabe fuckboy! Luke ; idea credit goes to @homosos ;

Luke and Michael are neighbors who both have a tendency to leave their windows open. Fanfiction #9

"Daddylh: hey princess I miss you" "Babygirlmgc: Uhm who the fuck is this?" "Daddylh: oh sorry I thought I was texting my girlfriend" ; where Michael is a fanboy and doesn't know he's talking to his idol fem! Michael fanboy! Michael famous! Luke ; has slight larzylea *shiver hurl* ; ; kik, book one in social media series ; ; 2016 ; @-starchasermuke ; all rights reserved ;

Luke is your typical bad boy. His arms covered in permanent ink and a lip piercing. Although he may seem like a cold heartless person, he has a soft spot for the school's shy boy. This is Tattoos.

a pretty little boy with pretty pink clothes learns that bite marks can be more pleasuring then they seem. cover by @ohheyits5sos