Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The war strikes Emily Potter's village, taking innocent lives in the process and damaging souls of those who survive. Muggle governments are noticing these strange, unexplainable deaths. Emily continues to scan Muggle and Magical newspapers, looking for familiar names in the obituary pages. Amidst the fear and tragedy, life continues. The wizards and witches of Hogwarts pursue their education, even losing a few eyebrows in their struggle. For once, Emily and Hermione are on the same side as they advise Harry against the book of the so-called Half-Blood Prince. Read along as Harry and Emily search for the enthralling tale of the poor orphan boy who grew up to be Lord Voldemort and try to live semi-normal lives as teenagers.

Here is my view and comments while watching twilight for a joke. No offence should be taken from twilight fans. Enjoy my weird and random thoughts. [completed]

There is an archway in a dark, melancholic room. And it is haunting Emily Potter's dreams. Why else would she be waking in the middle of the night, screaming in terror? That is only one of the many things in her mind: -A Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher with a personality like poisoned honey and the face of a toad -A disgruntled house-elf who hates her guts, well, the house-elf hates everyone's guts -Percy Weasley being...Percy Weasley -Her peculiar, yet comical "connection" with her brother -The looming agony of the end-of-the-term Ordinary Wizarding Level exams -The mysterious stolen objects from Filch's file cabinet of confiscated magical items -The unknown descendant of the historical MacKenzie Clan walking down the halls of Hogwarts And lest can we forget, the growing threat of Lord Voldemort. Read on as Emily is faced with the fickleness of the very government of the Wizarding World and the impotence of the authorities at Hogwarts. This might be the year when Emily forgets her morals and punches a teacher in the face. With a chair. Made out of steel. With spikes. April 19, 2016 - I would like to thank @DeeAlisa for the brand new cover for this book. It brings me great joy to see you guys share your insights for my series! October 27, 2016 - A big thank you to the cover, but unfortunately I have to change it to keep all books in uniform/order. Thank you very much for your help, it will not be forgotten.

Another year, another chance of dying the most gruesome way wizardly possible. That's how Harry & Emily Potter's life is at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft & Wizardry. A lot is in store for the twosome and as well as anyone involved in their schemes. Two international Wizarding schools packed with unpredictable students + Murderous fire breathing Dragons + Heart aches + new friendships formed = A life threatening year as always but this might be the last year everyone takes the last laugh. Read on to the never boring lives of Harry & Emily Potter as they struggle to live yet another year.

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fantasy, romance, non fandom ( some references tho)