I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

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I am only using the characters from Vampire Diaries, not the plot or anything! Ellie Montana is at school, loving life with friends. Until a new boy arrives. Ellie isn't attracted to him like every other girl in the school. But she meets the older brother, he's sexy, badass and completely charming. Although he's also a jerk, full of himself and nearly killed her! Will Ellie fall for the hot Mr Damon Salvatore or will she find out the big bad secret and stay away...

basically where i post what can't go anywhere else. → os = oneshot → cos = competition oneshot → ds = deleted scene - all rights reserved 2013 © cathartics

Aera was a very average, very boring girl. She wasn't the thinnest in her school and certainly not the most liked. But never the less, did everything she was told, and never thought of disobeying anyone. That is, until she meets a very sarcastic Damon Salvatore. He is the new boy in school, a very attractive one that all of the girls are drooling over for. He instantly attaches himself to her, and with it, he brigs trouble, evil, and something that neither one of them ever expected, or necessarily wanted. HERE IS A LINK TO THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST OF THIS STORY. ENJOY. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBD6104868D145984

WARNING Some may contain Smut Okay well MOST of them are smut And also...Most of them are ziall. Shhh dont tell.

Perrie Edwards is a sixteen-years old girl, she is the loud and goofy girl, she is blonde, has blue eyes and is the most popular girl at school. At lunch, she is surrounded by many girls, including her best friends Jesy, Leigh-Anne and Zayn. Boys are chasing her - but she's hard to get. No-one really knows Perrie or the tough things she has to get through, not even her best friends. Jade Thirlwall is totally different. She is the quiet and shy girl. She is pretty aswell but hides her face behind books. She hardly has any friends and gets bullied - only her family seems to love Jade the way she is - so she moves to another school. What happens to the lifes of two young girls, totally different, when they meet each other? And what happens when Jade suddenly feels herself attracted to the blonde girl? But... What does Perrie think of Jade?

One Direction and 5SOS one shots. I write boyxboy only, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, I suggest not reading these (: