She's not breathing, or showing any signs of life, and that worries him.

"Pregnant?" Sakura Uchiha speaks the word as if it's a foreign concept; as if she isn't a fully qualified medical professional who has not only studied the vast permutations of the human body, but has delivered quite a few babies in her time. And given birth to at least one herself. Shizune laughs nervously. "Congratulations?" A month after the Chūnin Exams and the showdown with the final members of the Ootsutsuki family, Sakura discovers that she and Sasuke are due for an unexpected addition to the family. The discovery leads to a shift in dynamic among the Leaf village's elite shinobi and their children.

Sasuke never imagined he would be the type to follow a girl halfway across the world to go to college, but here he is...upsetting family tradition, sharing a dorm with a walking travesty that lives on ramen and trying to figure out what exactly baseball has to do with dating. [College AU-Rating subject to later change]

Everyone goes through it. Unfortunately. implied SasuSakuHaruno Sakura Uchiha Sasuke Hatake Kakashi Uzumaki Naruto Orochimaru (Naruto) Jiraiya (Naruto)Slice of Life Growing Up Puberty Menstruation Awkwardness Inappropriate Erections hints of SasuSaku if you squint? Kakashi is a feminist I don't care what anyone else says Gender Neutral Orochimaru

As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents.

Let's be honest. A universe where Team 7 made it to ANBU would be a disaster. Originally a series of unrelated prompts, this series has developed into a loosely connected collection of crack-ish AU one-shots exploring that world.

"This is probably the most useless thing you've ever done to get my attention," she informs him later, as the sun begins to set. "And considering you shaved your head that time Chōji told you I liked boys with short hair..."

It's no secret Sasuke hates the cold almost as much as he hates humans or magic. And yet, here he is, struggling through knee-high snowdrifts in a mountain pass, side by side with two humans (one of them a mage) seeking the ashes of a long dead shemlen madwoman, in a party led by a dwarf with the most offensive coloured hair and puzzling good cheer he's ever encountered. [Dragon Age/Naruto Fusion Fic]

Sakura's words die in her throat as the man's eyes shoot open, and the coldest red irises she has ever seen meet hers. She is hit by a wave of terrifying certainty about two things right then - that she knows these eyes better than any other and that, if he wanted to, this man could stop her heart with just a look. AngstAngst with a Happy EndingDramaFamilyRomancessfest17SasuSaku - FreeformPast LivesSupernatural ElementsOriginal Character(s)ishReincarnationAwkward Sexual SituationsAwkward First TimesMildly Dubious ConsentDream Sex

Uchiha Sasuke was born in battle, and expects to die there. If the only difference he can make is to take as many of the enemy with him as possible, so be it. But one day, a chance encounter with an enemy warrior will alter the course of his destiny and that of his clan in ways he would never have imagined... [Warring States AU]