Sense Memory

She's not breathing, or showing any signs of life, and that worries him.

Unplanned

"Pregnant?" Sakura Uchiha speaks the word as if it's a foreign concept; as if she isn't a fully qualified medical professional who has not only studied the vast permutations of the human body, but has delivered quite a few babies in her time. And given birth to at least one herself. Shizune laughs nervously. "Congr...

Never Tell Me The Odds

Sasuke never imagined he would be the type to follow a girl halfway across the world to go to college, but here he is...upsetting family tradition, sharing a dorm with a walking travesty that lives on ramen and trying to figure out what exactly baseball has to do with dating. [College AU-Rating subject to later change]

The Springtime of Our Lives

Everyone goes through it. Unfortunately. implied SasuSakuHaruno Sakura Uchiha Sasuke Hatake Kakashi Uzumaki Naruto Orochimaru (Naruto) Jiraiya (Naruto)Slice of Life Growing Up Puberty Menstruation Awkwardness Inappropriate Erections hints of SasuSaku if you squint? Kakashi is a feminist I don't care what anyone else s...

Cooties

As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents.

Poor Judgement & Associated Adventures

Let's be honest. A universe where Team 7 made it to ANBU would be a disaster. Originally a series of unrelated prompts, this series has developed into a loosely connected collection of crack-ish AU one-shots exploring that world.

The Flip Side

"This is probably the most useless thing you've ever done to get my attention," she informs him later, as the sun begins to set. "And considering you shaved your head that time Chōji told you I liked boys with short hair..."

Telanadas

It's no secret Sasuke hates the cold almost as much as he hates humans or magic. And yet, here he is, struggling through knee-high snowdrifts in a mountain pass, side by side with two humans (one of them a mage) seeking the ashes of a long dead shemlen madwoman, in a party led by a dwarf with the most offensive colour...

Samsara

Sakura's words die in her throat as the man's eyes shoot open, and the coldest red irises she has ever seen meet hers. She is hit by a wave of terrifying certainty about two things right then - that she knows these eyes better than any other and that, if he wanted to, this man could stop her heart with just a look. An...

Penthesilea

Uchiha Sasuke was born in battle, and expects to die there. If the only difference he can make is to take as many of the enemy with him as possible, so be it. But one day, a chance encounter with an enemy warrior will alter the course of his destiny and that of his clan in ways he would never have imagined... [Warring...

The Girl Who Waited

Somewhere along the line while she was on his team, learning to become a shinobi alongside him, Sasuke stopped being just a good-looking, smart boy to her. Sakura got to know him - the darkness he wore like armour, and the light he only revealed in his rarest, most unguarded moments.

You Are Cordially Invited

Somehow every second they've spent together has further cemented a shared but unspoken knowledge. That they are wasting their time waiting. And so Sasuke, being as practical as ever, proposed the obvious solution based on rather simple criteria: since neither of them can picture a future without the other in it, the o...

Naruto Shippūden: The Legendary Team 「伝説のチーム」

Because of the Fourth Great Ninja War, of the deity named Kaguya, the world almost came to an end. However, something odd happened; the past came right before their eyes, and they were living in it. When Kurama came to his senses, he saw Konoha, a masked man, Kushina, and the Fourth Hokage standing at the Hokage Monum...

Another Chance

Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Sasuke Uchiha is a man nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew. Sasuke-centric. WARNING: Very erratic updates!

Sakura (How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto)

In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of one Sakura Haruno at the start of Naruto. What could possibly go wrong? -COMPLETE- (REWRITE - original complete on FanFiction). Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

Walk A Mile

Sakura always wanted to be close to Sasuke, but this is ridiculous! While returning home from a mission, Team 7 are victims of an unexpected change in circumstance that forces them to see each other in a different way. With secrets shared and truths revealed, the entire future might end up changing as well. [AU from L...

An Inch of Gold

Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates, but something about her is suspicious. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharin...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

I Will Become the Wind

Naruto has made it back to the past, determined to save his friends and prevent the Fourth War. But his three-month-long absence has already sparked changes in the timeline, making his knowledge of the future increasingly unreliable. Fortunately, he's not alone: thanks to Orochimaru's experiments, Naruto is part of a...

Naruto Rants

Your typical Naruto rant book. This does not have to be taken as a fanfiction writing guideline. I do not own Naruto