Human Au sir pentious seems to be getting too close to Antony for alastor's liking. He'll fix that real quick.

He smelled weird, but not as in a bad way but one that's able to pull Alastor in. Sir Pentious must not know about it, if anything by how calm everyone is acting, no one must know about it. Alastor wouldn't dare ignore it though. - Now it's 12 am and I'm tired as fuck so this description sucks.. I know but hear me out. There's two problems when it comes three problems when it comes to this ship. 1) People who write it suck at writing in my opinion. Some are fine but the majority is bad. 2) there's not enough of it anywhere like Damn, y'all stay not acknowledging how bomb enemies are when shipped together. Noobs. 3) Any ones that have been written either consist of top sir Pentious just because he's a snake. (And if you don't know why he's special because he's a snake then you're too young and you need to get off my account) Or they do write bottom sir Pentious but it's just all types of trash. So here I am! Sadly there's a lot of ships with these same three problems depending on the characters but that's not the point. This is a story about Alastor finding sir Pentious more attractive and alluring than he has previously though. Yandere Alastor themes obviously. Also if you're wondering why I'm being a bitch right now imagine how you want a good smut for your two characters and there's just barely anything..and that's coming from the girl that helped influence Bottom Claude x Dom Sebastian. You can't convince me otherwise. Anyway enjoy you crusty fucks. (Also obviously the cover doesn't belong to me but whoever made it if I wasn't a broke bitch writing books for free for horny fucks, I'd commission you.)

quien diría que con una simple mirada puede dejarte hipnotizado?

[WARNING: May contain mpeg, drug use and alcohol abuse, gore, violence, and strong language if the following triggers you, makes you uncomfortable, or offends you don't read!!!!] The incredible and all mighty power house Sir Pentious's main goal was to steal turfs and take over all of Hell but he was never expecting to one day meet a nice guy by the name of Arachniss and end up getting drug and being banged by him until he's baring the child of a mob boss. How will Sir Pentious and Arachniss feel about their new life!!!! (Also may include my Sir Pentious Headcanons)

tee hee. LOTS OF FLUFF, some smut. yeah just read the story already lol. none of the art is mine, all character except for rex belong to sleepykinq, rex belongs to princechain.

Como siempre fue derrotado por esa cíclope molesta, ya estaba harto de perder siempre, ya estaba harto de ser una burla para los demonios de ese mundo llamado infierno, ya estaba harto de todo, necesitaba un descanso de todo esto, entonces recordó algo en la televisión que había visto hace como una semana y de ahí se le ocurrió a ir a ese lugar ya podría descansar, podría vivir sin esa cíclope molestándolo, y tal ves.... podría... verlo.. otra ves. que pasara con el demonio Sir pentious en que lugar pensara a ir y cual persona creen que este pensando solo descubranlo leyendo la historia y lo sabrán los personajes no son mios son de vivziepop obviamente~ pareja: Alastor x Sir Pentious | genero: yaoi chico x chico homosexual | si no te gusta este tipo de genero estas abiertamente a salir de esta historia y si te gusta este tipo de genero estas abiertamente a quedarte y leerlo espero que les guste bye! ♥

Within the ever-changing city of New York, Sir Edward Pentious aspires to be the next greatest inventor, but he faces many hardships that almost made him give up on his dream. But when he was in the small city of Gretna, Louisiana, he meets a charming young man by the name of Rodrick McGuffin, who is known by his radio persona Alastor. Alastor will go on to help the dishearted Sir Pentious with getting his invention known to others. But will he succeed at doing so? And if so, who will be the investor?

(Art does not belong to me, if you know who it belongs to tell me so I can credit them.) Aight hoes, soooo I couldn't fucking help myself... so I'm writing oneshots for this fandom! I do character x Reader along with character x character (even though I can be picky with ships...) Thanks to Klausrottman (soooo sorry if I spelled that wrong..) my otp is Alastor x Sir Pentious. I don't not own Hazbin Hotel obvious-fucking-ly. I love Vivi for making it though, I had so many good laughs. I don't know all the characters in the series yet just the main so keep that in might while requesting. My first chapter will probably be my otp (or an introduction since some people don't know how to read descriptions..) so lol, your welcome. If I have any problems with your requests I will tell you other than that let's have a good time everyone! Don't fucking fight here either.

One lazy afternoon at the Happy Hotel, an unlikely visitor arrives with an even more unlikely request. None of the characters are mine, they all belong to vivziepop. Cover art is not mine, I couldn't find the original artist, if this is your art and you wish for me to remove it please let me know and I will do so.

‼️Requests Open‼️ A few short stories based off the adult swim Hazbin Hotel on YouTube, by Vivzipop, I do not own these characters and anything in here will be a head canon or unrealistic, unless stated otherwise. Though I doubt anything here will be "canon". I do not ship; Nifty with anyone romantically. Charlie And Alastor romantically. This story will contain; Fluff Smut Triggering topics, warnings will apply.