Dave. A freakishly tall boy who claims his actions serve as "ironic purposes." Also Karkat's professional best bro. Karkat. An angry and small troll boy who accidentally falls head over heels for his "best bro." Shit goes the fuck down. (Art cover cred to saberghatz on Tumblr)

'He pursed his lips before speaking. “What the hell are you doing lying in a trash can?” “It’s for ironic purposes,” came a muffled response. Something clicked in Karkat’s mind, and he felt stupid for not putting it together earlier: this dick was Dave Strider.' *All characters belong to Andrew Hussie*

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

Humanstuck! High school davekat AU. Karkat Vantas is the new kid in town and is a social outcast. He's struggles with his life at home, and can't seem to find his happiness. He becomes friends with a ton of new people, and even meets the love of his life. Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck, or it's characters. !!Trigger warning: mentions of self harm, minor violence, and character death!! There are 2 endings to this book :) I'm aware of how bad this story is, I wrote it a while ago.

Due to an unwanted marriage proposal between Karkat's father and his new fiancée, Mrs. Leijon, Karkat is forced to move into a new house. This unfortunately comes with a new school, and when the star football player starts to get under his skin, he's forced to stoop lower than ever before. ((Haha I suck at descriptions. This is a high school AU. That's basically it))

In which Karkat is not accepted and friendships arise.

Dave Strider is a struggling Youtuber, he makes videos based around nothing but pure shitposts. He once made a review of him eating an apple for a solid 17 minutes, unedited. Karkat Vantas marathons his videos late at night and becomes irritated at the stupid content. In his tired daze, he messages Dave pages full of rant on how shitty his channel is. After sending, he falls asleep and wakes up to new a video by Dave..

Just some davekat man

my summaries aren't good at all and it would be very appreciated if you would just read the story

After reading my old January Davekat fanfic, I'm gonna write a new one. Here we go again. /// NOTE: There is NO smut or sadstuck whatsoever, so if anyone is here for those things I do not recommend reading. Thank you tho