What would the Beatles do if they worked at McDonald's? Would would they do if they were presidents? What would they do if they were bank robbers? What about dragons?!? 🐙🐙🐙 The beautiful cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!

The Fab Four discover the wonders of online messaging. Inevitably, some weird shit's going to happen. I happen to specialize in writing weird shit. Enjoy!

This is if the Beatles had GroupMe in the 1960s. Requests are highly suggested of what the boys should talk about. Thank you for reading!!!! Cover by: @LonelyPretzel6

Do you ship McLennon? Do you want to laugh? Do you want to say, "Awwwwww"? Do you want to have a feels-attack? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're in the right place! 💚💙💚 The beautiful cover was made by @TheLennonGurl!

'All Those Years Ago' The story of John and George's relationship over the years, one year per chapter, basing ourselves on the facts we all know and then filling in the blanks at our convenience. Cowritten with Gereiheimer and posted on Livejournal beginning in 2010. I've noticed that Wattpad cut out many of the sex scenes you can read the unedited version on Livejournal: http://those-years-ago.livejournal.com

This story is based off of one the user MissMaccaSunshine did. I recommend reading that story first because it's hilarious.

- modern!AU - NC!17 - ringo/george

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! John, your wife stole my biscuits. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't play stupid. You know she did. Have her give them back this minute. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! We live too far away for her to give them back "this minute," George. It might be more like, "this year." 📧📧📧 The lovely cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!

Do you love George Harrison? Is your favorite word "georgeous"? Do you love Arthur? Do you want to drool? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're in the right place!

Ringo: Do any of you really have any idea what Facebook is for? Paul: *face-palm* George: Ringo, you're on Facebook right now. Ringo: What? John: I'm un-friending him. I can't be seen here with him. 🐙🐙🐙 The beautiful cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!