❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

"-Hello listeners.. this is your late night host, MC Gloss. It is currently eighty seven degrees out today and I'm on my fifth cup of double shot espresso so let's start the beats, and Welcome.. to Bangtan-" Jimin was in love. He was in love with the sweet, gravelly, deep, Daegu sound of the broadcaster's voice. He was in love with the way that it would go on and on about the latest music he'd found. He was in love, and he didn't even know who the guy really was. Start: 6/11/17 End:

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

THIS IS ALL THANKS TO CRANKTHATFRANK I HATE MYSELF FOR IT BUT I ALSO LOVE IT KMS

If you found this you must be really bored. This was inspired from a CrankThatFrank video called 'The roast of my chemical romance' I'll put the link here > https://youtu.be/Y4-6-DYdJIQ In the video, Frank talked about having a child with Brendon Urie and then BOOM this. (I'm not even gonna try any sort of grammar for this story because I'm not gonna take it seriously) CrankThatFranku was going to go to a Brendon! At the disco concert, he was very excited. Thn in an unusual coincidence they fall for eachother. I hope you think this story is gr8, m8 and I hope you r8 it 8/8: PREPARE FOR CRINGE

I blame CrankThatFrank for this.

ⓦⓐⓡⓝⓘⓝⓖ: This fan fiction may contain offense to some people please don't read ☻Jimin is acting different but what happens when Yoongi realizes but goes and confronts Jimin with the situation☻ ✎contains ◦DDLb ◦Fluff ◦BoyxBoy ↘︎ Cover is made by me and if I have any pictures in my story I made them ↖︎

"What's a pretty boy like you, doing all alone in the woods?" "Mother said I can't talk to strange men." Trigger warnings: Smut (eventually) Violence Explicit language Gore? Attempted assault Dubious consent Death Idk. Will be updated whenever Cover by @__NialsPlacebo ❤❤❤

"hey" seen. "stop leaving me on seen" seen. "i love you." replying... 060917 #1 in fanfiction !!