Funny Sayings

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

Hollywood's Princess [PUBLISHED]

"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempt...

The Butterfly Effect

What has pushed you to believe taking your life is the answer? Are you really going to do it? What happens when death isn't as peaceful as you expected? What if a Reaper gives you something of an ultimatum? Witness first-hand what your death has brought to those around you, or remain wandering as a lost soul until you...

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

#Forfeit: The Ultimate Game of Dares (Rewrite)

*** Just a few intro chapters - full book available on Amazon, or you can read the original version for free on Wattpad *** Pay your stake. Roll the dice. Do the dare. Getting divorced at twenty-five sucks. Teaching over-confident rich kids when you ought to be designing handbags for Mulberry sucks. In fact, ev...

7:15.

"7:15, that's our time."

My Wattpad Love✔️

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Fall.

"You have a problem with falling, don't you?" "You have no idea." Cover by LilacLucas

the journal - h.s.

"You do realize a journal is an extremely personal thing right?" His voice was raspy, low and threatening, making me take a step back in panic as he continued, "so my only question is why the fuck are you standing with mine?" - first book - - instagram acc: @thejournalofficial - - for extra material: ari...

The TaintedRain Fan Club

Do you love TaintedRain? Are you a lover of her stories, her personality, or just one of her close friends? Then this fan club is for you!

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

The Popularity Debt: Prom Night.

The Dreamer ✓

One day, Morgana decides to pick up a pen and write a series of letters addressed to those she loves and hates. In these letters, she reveals her deepest fears and darkest secrets, in these letters she tells of the only boy she's ever loved and in these letters she realises that nothing is ever as it seems, and after...

Why You Should Read That Book

Growing up (MWL's sequel)✔️

"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get seri...

The Bathroom Stall

A short story of an abandoned bathroom stall door giving desperate, heartbroken girls relationship advice, hot guys incorrectly trying to woo hearts, a stupid dare in action, and irrationality ruling the minds of every character.

pickup lines for people

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

A Million Emotions

THIS ISN'T AN ACTUAL STORY. It's just a one-shot for the contest that is being hosted by Bryony Magee for her story 'The Popularity Debt'

Glamour Tears & Prom

Maddie Elliott returns in this spin off TPD Prom. THIS IS FOR THE TPD ONE SHOT COMPETITION!

Corren's Fight

Corren's family is left shattered and in pieces after the suicide of Scott, Corren's brother. Six months later Corren has been in his third fight at school. His parents find this as an excuse to send him away, but Corren knows the real reason; they can't look him in the eye without seeing Scott. A new school, a new st...

Fake It

"I saw her, I saw her, I saw her, I saw her" I whispered over and over again as I walked up the stairs to my boyfriend's apartment. I tried to look as normal as possible, though people were giving me funny looks. Probably because I was as white as a ghost, hah funny - ghost. Be normal, I thought to myself. I quickly g...

Better Than Words

Olivia's parents passed away 6 months ago, and she still isn't over the fact that they are gone so she puts herself in a shell, doesn't talk to anyone unless it's Sally her best friend. But one day she was walking through a park when a storm hits, and she bumps into THE Harry Styles does he break Olivia out of her she...

Just Add Walter

Every story needs a catalyst. For Wren Jamison, it was Walter Quinn. * * * * * Catalyst. Science will tell you it's a substance that speeds up change. So I looked forward to the day I would stop being a sleeping in, semi-seriously homeschooled, number one Dave Franco fan girl. But I never thought that day woul...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

The Bro Code

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he k...

Red Leather (Book 2)

Renee Griffin is gorgeous, loveable, undeniably popular, and has an uncanny ability of getting everything she wants. She is a cunning seductress, a loving daughter, a prima donna, and a cold-blooded murderer. This is not a story for the faint hearted. This is the story of a 21st Century psychopath. "'You've killed,' h...

The Sister Of Popular

"Why can't I be popular and have friends?" Levi and Lexi are twins. They are closer than close. They've always stuck together and been best friends. They've always told each other everything. After years of homeschooling, they're to join the local comprehensive, Dowerling, for Year 10. While Levi moves straight...

Milkshake and Fries

Cole Demos is an average guy who has two crazy best friends. One evening he was bored out of his mind and decided to text a random person asking them 'How to hide a dead body'. The lucky person was an 18 year old Lana Flynn, she lives with her two loving parents and has a huge obsession with Milkshakes and fries. Will...

My Life In Ruins

Passport? Check. A book of maps of every country in the world? Check. Backpack and small suitcase that contains everything I possess? Check. The world best, international traveling, treasure hunting dad and the most awesome stepmom who is more like my best friend? Check. And new, totally gorgeous English intern o...

The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...