I really dunno what to put here, enjoy, I guess? I just wanted these ideas to have their own place instead of just putting them all in my random book, so yeah! Hopefully it'll make someone smile ♡

Sometimes you might have the feeling that you live in a book. A story about princes and kings. Tales about mighty creatures that terrorise the lands. Stories about heroes and the mighty villains. Hilbert is not a person that stands out from the rest, he takes care of his mother and little sister while his twin and father are away. He didn't go on a Pokémon journey like all the 15 year olds. Like he said, he's just an ordinary boy, or is he? - Cover is made by me credit goes to the artists who drew the drawings I used -

Hero pretty much has this whole life thing figured out. Ever since he was a kit, he has had the astounding ability to find any object, item, or creature that he sets his mind to. He spends his days sleeping on the sunlit window of his two-leg partner's workshop, and his nights out prowling the city on the hunt for danger. But when he meets with an unfortunate circumstance and finds himself among the cats of one of legendary wild Clans, it's not a matter of whether he's ready for an adventure, but a matter of whether adventure's ready for him. [Cover by @FrostFireWarriorCat]

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

It starts with an invitation: You are going to attend the Perfect Future School! But then everything seems to be an illusion. When an invited student stands before the school, they lose consciousness. The student will then wake up in the gym at the same time as the other students who fell for the same trap. The students are in a weird situation. They are trapped in the school. But that is not the worst. The students are now the characters in a game. ~ It works the same as a normal game. But only HP and Energy are important here. Anything can happen, but don't forget this! You have one life. Game over in the game is game over in real life. But of course there is a trick... Besides normal games and minigames, there are also murdergames! What do you think? Shall we start the game? ~ © It's not allowed to copy this story!

Welcome to the third cringe and doodle dump!