You manage to escape a facility where you had been experimented on. But will you be forever free? Will things go as smoothly as you hoped?

Sorry if it sucks, its my first story... (I do NOT own any of the pics or creepypastas in this story)

The title says it all. In need of some sassy saying to tell those porcupines off? WEll, you've come to the right place.

{was FEATURED} Cannibalism [kan-uh-buh-liz-uh m]; noun 1. the eating of human flesh by another human being. ~~~~ Welcome to the Church of Cibus. A place where people come to strengthen their enlightenment with Jesus Christ. The services are short; the people are helpful, kind, and caring; and the food is outstanding- which leaves people insatiable and has them coming back for more. But if you defy our pastor, do not pay your dues, or go snooping in his secrets, then you may just end up on the menu. ~~~~ This story takes place in Southern Georgia- meaning that the dialect maybe in English but there will be a hard southern accent with some characters. This story's style is Local Color and is based off of my sane imagination. ~unedited~ Church of Cannibalism is now active on the game, Episode, so you can interact with all your favorite characters. Just go to the app store; download Episode (it's free) and search up "Church of Cannibalism" or go to the Trending Tap.

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PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS STORY WILL BE PUBLISHED ON AMAZON OCTOBER 1ST 2019 AND AS SUCH WILL BE REMOVED APART FROM THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS. IT WILL BE AVAILABLE UNDER THE KINDLE UNLIMITED DEAL FOR THOSE THAT HAVE IT. "You taste like mine." Serena is a witch. Well, almost... If it wasn't for her badly behaved familiar she might have already ascended to full witch and finally gained the approval of the Head of the Council - her mother. But the damn cat doesn't seem to want to play ball and it's getting to the point that the local cattery is looking like a swell idea. For a warrior witch, the fact that her own familiar won't reveal his war form, is making her look severely stupid. And Serena doesn't do stupid.... Good thing she has a glitter-witch/pixie/gypsy/no idea what she actually is, best friend who has her own dragon as a familiar, and Serena is not jealous. Not at all. With help from a highly intoxicated Grandma, and an overly affectionate naked guy, Serena and Hayley fight against Sod's Law to finally achieve more than the title of 'Faulty West Coast Witch.' This is a Novella of roughly 50,000 words that includes lots of indecent flashing, coarse humor, and an irreverent witch that has the vocabulary of a big, burly truck driver. Foul language warning in three....two....one.... Author takes no responsibility for sudden cat appreciation societies, adoptions, and/or girly-squeals. Any relation to real life is totally accidental and should this occur, please send details (and photographic evidence) to author's email address ;).

[Book 2] Imagine this ~ You are walking down the street, holding a bag full of Oreos for your pregnant mom. Everything is peaceful until you are dragged into an old truck. You look up and see five good-looking guys staring at you. Remi Thea McKnight is a sixteen-year-old high school girl. She is sarcastic, funny, and sometimes wise, like her mother, Ariel. Remi has four older brothers, eighteen years old, and a quadruplet. Could history repeat itself? What would Remi do when she gets kidnapped like her mother? ~~~ [NOT EDITED YET] Book 1 - Welcome To Hell Boys. Book 2 - You are in Hell Boys. Book 3 - We'll End Up in Hell Boys. (Highest rank- #3 in Humor in 2017) June 2017 All Rights Reserved

'MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND I'M HOME BOUND,' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'STARING BLANKLY AHEAD, MAKING MY WAY, MAKING MY WAY THROUGH THE CROWD.' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'DADADADADADADUN....AND I NEED YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND I MISS YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND NOW I WONDE-' 'Oh, my, god. Can you please shut the fuck up!' These are just many of the arguments you will hear in this book. The title say's it all. Noah Le Blanc, the most dangerous person in the world, make's the biggest mistake of his life when he orders his best friend Liam to kidnap someone innocent for 'Shits and Giggles' as Isabella says. So Liam picks a small girl in a hoodie. Isabella Jade. The craziest, Sarcastic, smartass, Badassed, sassiest and one of the most intelligent people anyone would ever get to meet. Did I say she was an absolute Psycho? 'Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noa-' 'What do you want!' 'I had a dream that you were a duck last night.' Give it a shot

"They left me here to die. Chained to a huge rock, dressed in a thin red dress that flowed around my feet." Anilena-Ray Connors was always a good person. But somehow ended up stranded under water, dumped there chained to a rock. As she struggles to free herself, bleeding from trying to rip at the locks, she is spotted by a shark that smells her blood. Bracing herself for the inevitable end, the last thing she sees are eyes. Sea green, beautiful eyes, and a long black tail. Then it's darkness. What will happen when this woman's past catches up to her and the power of her new self begins to get out of control, wringing her and everyone else out and destroying the new life she's made. Underwater. Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved