you've always loved playing kazoos and one day you met a hunk who shared he same passion...

It was a Saturday morning I went out to go fishing. The breeze from the wind was perfect, chilly but not enough for a sweatshirt. I stepped on to the boat my dad left a message saying "don't boat in the morning, be aware of the tuna fish". I was confused but i figured it was a joke. He does have a sense of humor anyways. I left off from shore and set the motor on the boat. I drifted of until suddenly I noticed a gigantic black shadow. It was the shape of a fish. I couldn't tell which one it was. The shadow was to big. I look down to only see a tuna fish pop out. I looked at it like it had three heads, the fish looked back. Shortly after the shadow disappears with a fade. "What was that" I said out loud. And the story began... T-U-N-A, tuna.

After opening a portal back into the human realm, Phil Swift: the lord of darkness plans to dominate the multiverse. But a small group of unlikely heroes have the key to stopping this immortal madman: "The blessed flex tape". An artifact used to bind shut the Necronomicon Ex modus. Our heroes must travel the globe battling evil along the way to find this saving godsend to seal the portal leading to the shadow realm and trapping Phil back in his domain.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

SLAP ON THAT FLEX TAPE

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Why

yo its nick compton and yes i am from compton