We are news. We have discovered a diary of an alien who used to live among us and the one who created the post on Facebook for Area 51.

Alexander, or Allie as everyone calls him has a new diary. You now have the chance to enter the confusing and exciting times and tribulations of being a teenager. Being a teenager is something we must all try, and it is not easy. This is the modern version of the Adrian Mole diaries.