gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.

a phan romance, i did not write. someone else did

I'm. continuing this biatches

so one day daddy dandy and i (luna) had a weird conversation and that's how this book was born. so i guess this is our book child even though i'm the one writing it out? by the way pay your book child support daddy dandy. -🌙

Oh god. Why am I writing one of these fics?! Okay umm... This is one of those fucked up Phanfics... Gore warning. It's not very detailed though... This involves cats. It's late... Let's just pretend that I never wrote this... This one-shot is literally one big fucking joke, and I've no idea how or why I even came up with this... I just had to get this one-shot out of my head... By sharing it with you all... I apologize for this one-shot... Word Count: 1.8k

You thought The Cherry fic was bad? You thought The Hat fic was worse? Well The Bananna Fic is ten times as sexual and insane. Warning 18+ content extremely sexual and crazy.