!!COMPLETED!! Ever wanted to read every wattpad story ever made in a few clicks? No? Well, I wasn't asking you. ... Yes? That's what I thought. Well, here you are! Every book genre, story, and scenario covered in the hallowed digital pages of the is e-book. Read at your own risk, I do not take responsibility for any life scarring that may ensue. WARNING! This book is extremely sarcastic and may hurt your feelings irreparably. I'm sorry. (You would not believe how much auto-correct I used to write this summary. I'm pathetic. Ha. Ha.)

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking guide is written by a Wattpad ambassador and especially geared for new Wattpad authors. Lots of tips, advice, and personal opinions await you - including everything thing I've done to promote my own Watty's finalist and winning stories - but only if you turn the page. Reader testimonial by @AyushiPandey-- 'I read your guide for Wattpad success when I first started writing my story last year in August, and now it has been an entire year when I stumbled upon it again. I just have to say, I loved reading it again, it has the best tips one can find (take it from me, I have read many, many guides here). Thank you so much for taking out your time to compile such an amazing book!' Reader testimonial by @suspishfishy-- 'I have to thank you again! As soon as I wrote a book that focused on what I wanted to write, instantly people started to read my books and give me feedback!' **THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO ADVERTISE YOUR STORY. This is where you'll find detailed instructions for the proper places to advertise and find readers. If you ask people to read your story here, your comment will be removed.** Thanks to @EnjxiiBlxck for the cover.

Far beyond the stars, yet in a world far closer to our own than you might ever imagine, there is a starry world named Planet Popstar. This world plays home to a few heroes you've probably heard of, and has already survived the attacks of many a villain, thanks to her greatest hero, The Warrior of the Stars. But when a new threat rears its ugly head and threatens the peace of the idyllic realm of Dreamland, will the same old heroes be enough to stop it? Or does the still-healing, so-recently-war-torn Galaxy need another heroine to lend her sword to its protection? The young child who has already saved the Galaxy countless times, despite his young age and his innocent demeanor. The mute kid who feels like nobody ever really notices him, like his presence is hardly even necessary. The odd new hero, an aberration among her own kind, who longs for a voice. The quirky magician who flees from his past, never slowing to let anybody else catch up. The lone knight who still nurses old battle wounds not so far beneath the surface, who wishes for a heart of stone. For our heroes, new and old, surviving the Monstrous Lightning is just the very beginning of an adventure that will span cultures, centuries, worlds, dimensions, and hearts. This is a story that strives to prove that every life has meaning, that everyone can be redeemed, that everyone can be loved, and that no matter who you are and others' expectations of you, you can do great things with the help of the power that hung the very stars in place. Even during the worst of storms, the stars are still there, hidden amidst the lightning. This, dear Reader, is the story of the Heroes of Dreamland. (I do not own the Kirby series or any part of the Kirby series, be it locales, characters, names, trademarks, etc. etc. Nintendo/HAL Laboratory does. I own all of my OCs, locales, names, etc. Please don't take them without asking. Thanks, all. I hope you enjoy.) (Cover art by @Pink_Ichigo_Bunny77.)

Paisley has a bucket list. After all, she's going to die in three months. What she expects is for her little excursions to be fun-filled and light-hearted, but what she doesn't expect is to have one thing on her bucket list that can only be achieved by bringing along badass Jude Andrews, who's got some secrets of his own. Now that Jude Andrews is tagging along with Paisley while she sets out to complete her bucket list, she learns he's giving her reasons to want to live as long as possible.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!