This is where I write/show my viewers some words of encouragement.

Nicolas Cage is dating for the first time. Because he never really had much luck with love in the past, he hopes that online dating services on the internet can help him find true love; and it does exactly that. Starring Nicolas Cage as Himself, and Shrek as......Shrek, this fanfic will have you hooked from start to finish - NOT GUARANTEED. This is literally the equivalent to Nicolas Cage's Season Of The Witch...and we all know how THAT went down am I right

The epic story of how stuff goes down.

a very heartwaqrming TAleww