Everythings the same as the series except that they all have phones now! I'm probably not gonna update often, just whenever an idea pops up. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. I also don't own the idea of this book, I was inspired by a lot of amazing authors and specifically for naruto texts I was inspired by narutolover200's book!

Lance Corporal Levi Ackerman, humanities strongest (and cleanest) soldier, keeps a diary of all his days beating up Levi, yelling at Hanji, keeping the cadets in line, and keeping things sanitary.

What if a whiskered knucklehead and an emo duckbutt got their hands on social media...... AKA facebook?!? What would happen? DUN DUN DUN~~ This was inspired by the people who made the previous social media ones before moi. (What if Naruto Had FACEBOOK?, What if Fairy Tail Had FACEBOOK?, etc.)

After getting into a fight, Konan turns the boys into girls to show them her point. How will the guys react when they found out they're not flat chested anymore. "Keep your legs crossed Hidan, its rude!" Will Hidan ever learn manors? Probably not. ^-^ read and review or whatever! Discontinued

How to be AWESOMELY ANNOYING......A.K.A: How to drive the Akatsuki and other Naruto characters to suicide.....:P Just read and find out XDXD

Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.