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BLOOD SPORT [ DANTE WALLACE ] by the100hoes
BLOOD SPORT [ DANTE WALLACE ]
the100hoes
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  • Parts 3
in which batman and dante wallace fall in lobe
Make America Goth Again! by ebonyddravenway
Make America Goth Again!
ebonyddravenway
  • Reads 78
  • Votes 5
  • Parts 1
Emo Trump must save America from the invasion of preppy Mexicans who plan to make our country into one giant Abercrombie and Fitch.
Historically Accurate Fanfiction  by ebonyddravenway
Historically Accurate Fanfiction
ebonyddravenway
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  • Votes 26
  • Parts 2
What if Hamilton actually loved Jefferson? What if George Washington's son was a piece of emo trash? What if our founding fathers were weebos?
DEMIGOTHS by ebonyddravenway
DEMIGOTHS
ebonyddravenway
  • Reads 12,662
  • Votes 398
  • Parts 16
Who will win the beotiful enoby? Punk Piercy Jackson or Goffik boi Niko?!!2??2?
Trump's Kink (a Trump x Orange fanfic) by KathyPTX
Trump's Kink (a Trump x Orange fanfic)
KathyPTX
  • Reads 14,724
  • Votes 619
  • Parts 7
Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way
My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside by XXXbloodyrists666XXX
My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside
XXXbloodyrists666XXX
  • Reads 15,036
  • Votes 142
  • Parts 21
Here it is, the unofficial(?) sequel to the highest rated fanfiction of all time. This is the infamous sequel to the god-awful My Immortal. It was submitted on Fanfiction in 2008 by xxxmidnitegoffxxx. No one is too sure if this is the actual work of Tara Gilesbie. xxxmidnitegoffxxx hasn't confessed to be being a fake, but we cannot be too certain. Her more famous account has xxxmidnitegoffxxx on her friend-list, so this might actually be the works of Tara Gilesbie. For now, this is the closest we will come to a "sekwel". Enjoy... eh.
Second Best (harry potter) by A_Purple_Ninja_Dino
Second Best (harry potter)
A_Purple_Ninja_Dino
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  • Parts 5
I'm Britt Granger. Yes the 'know it all' Hermione Granger twin's sister. We look nothing alike she has pale skin, brown eye's light brown hair to her shoulder's, small lip's, medium sized nose she is also slightly curvy and thin while I on the other hand take after my mom I have slightly tanned skin emerald green eye's, blonde hair with purple, blue green and teal tip's that comes 3'' under my breast, full lip's, small nose and a set out chin i have all the right curves and im thin. But i'm never good enough anything i do it's just not good enough i'm the smartest witch at Hogwarts'. I am one of the most powerful and skilled witch at Hogwarts'. Yet know one seem's to care there all to worried about the 'golden trio'. Oh well i'm glad im not in Gryffindor im in Ravenclaw and im proud to say i am quidittch captain and the seeker. I take pride in everything I do I help out the professor's I do extra credit. I take more classes then Hermione does. I take excessive defense classes but I also have fun. I only do all of this so I can become a great Aura a witch or wizard who chase after dark wizard's. The most dangerous job out there in the wizarding world and I will become one.
The Forgotten Weasley by emo_mermaid
The Forgotten Weasley
emo_mermaid
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  • Parts 48
Sapphire Silver Cove Beauty Love Hate Weasley is a typical girl...oh wait she is not. She is the eighth unknown Weasley. She was born with natural blue hair and purple eyes. Sapphire is really pretty and popular but the Weasleys are embarrassed to be seen with her so they pretend like don't know her and Molly abuses her but her dad doesn't he likes her. When she goes to Hogwarts, she wants to be in griffendore so she can make her family proud. Will she make her family proud?
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles by Cellarue
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
Cellarue
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  • Parts 15
"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**