Jesus Christ was born in 6 bce, approximatley 2,622 years later he falls in through a mountain missing it's collision. He falls straight into snowdon, finding a certain blue skeleton.

Mr Krabs is my dad just kidding I don't know where my dad is

Y/n is a runaway trying to find a new life. She discovers the small town of Forks where she can lay low and wait for the police to give up their search. After settling down in the abandoned crack-shack behind Forks Highschool she decides to enroll as a new student. She finds it hard to fit in since she hasn't taken a shower in well over a month and literally smells like unwiped ass. Luckily, she discovers other misfits and begins to love her new life. That is until things get a little complicated and Y/n finds herself in an unpredictable situation. !AUTHORS NOTE! This is completely satire and made for cringe purposes. I do not own the rights to twilight or the smurfs. The title page picture plus many of the chapter pictures do not belong to me. Read at your own risk.

A dramatic love story, filled with red (blood and romance) - - A summer morning, Miss Katie moves to Britain, as she was there she met Gordon Ramsey and the British Queen. What will she do!? Will she pick Gordon or the Queen? What secrets does the Queen have in store? What powers does vegan Teacher and Gordon have? And at Last why is prince phillip so thiccccccc 😩😩⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ - Sorry for deleting panchos drug cartel :,) - - Enjoy~

y/n was taking a stroll on the beach when he meets a sexy hot bald man

not that serious

Parappa the Rapper is a young dog boy hoping to get a student loan. However, nobody is willing to help him. So Parappa goes on an adventure filled with bloodshed, romance, mystery, betrayal and anime girls to get one! However...there's a catch. Throughout his adventure, Parappa suffers from a strange and mysterious...illness? Disease? Who knows. Read on and experience probably the worst thing I've put effort into. (NOTICE: I hate everything about this. Initially written as a joke, a few chapters of garbage later, I stared taking this seriously. Now, I try my hardest to not think about this.)

Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....