[REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW!] A Hazbin Hotel x Reader for the fangirls and fanboys that keep this hellhole together. (this will be gender neutral!) Warning!: Some stuff might contain sexual content, triggering content, and always will contain swears! it's an explicit fandom, after all.

Bree Portman has a rather unusual job. She is paid to kill people, and her next target is the one and only Elijah Lancaster - her ex-best friend. He is known to be a man whore, and it seems that he 'accidentally' slept with a married woman. Now, someone wants him dead, and she has to get rid of him. Elijah is always surrounded by people, particularly of the female gender, and Bree figures that the best way to kill him without causing a scene, is by getting close to him again. Maybe that wasn't her best decision...