"So let me get this straight. You're crushing on a seventeen year old boy who just so happens to be your son's babysitter?" "Yeah, that sounds about right."

★ I do not own this book. I found this book off of Archives of Our Own. ★ OH! Also the original author's name on Archive of Our Own is: trash_trio Total Credits to the author! (But not the last chapter I'm doing.)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

You look out your peephole of your door to see that no one was there. You look down to see a small (F/C) cupcake on the ground. You slowly pick the cupcake up and from reading all the Oliver fanfictions you KNOW your not going to eat it. You examine the cupcake and see a small note on the back. 'Hello poppet~! I made you a cupcake for that fever you had earlier this week! I hope your better!' -O Now THAT was wierd. Later that night you go to sleep leaving the cupcake on the counter. You drift off into sleep and when you wake up, Man, were you in for a suprise!

One-shots of mostly my favorite ships. They will not contain smut but I promise the best fluff I can write. The first few are a bit slow and generic but the quality and creativity improve as they go on. *Requests closed* Some ships I will be writing on include: GerIta, SpaMano, SuFin, DeNor, PruCan, PoLiet, etc. These are mostly boyxboy so please be aware going in. I also won't be doing accents since I don't think I could do them well enough. ••• I do not own Hetalia and it's characters, I also do not own the picture used as the cover.

Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

(Name) was laid down on his bed in his room, doing nothing. What happened if someone message him and put him to a certain chat room?

It's getting closer to the day of HRE death. How will italy handle this? How will his friends react? Read to find out.

Warning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose your sanity :3

What if all the countries had lovely little diaries? Well now you get to find out! *Warning* Implied yaoi! And themes of a sexual nature!