The Awesome book of Randomness

This is an intro to my intro. ALERT to all you beautiful people who are looking to read something that is filled with shit loads of randomnosity. Look no further. Jk look over there, there is more randomness over there. But just read this and if you don't like it well. I dk. Just don't be hatin on me. Be like McDonal...

Your Mine and ONLY mine

I never really noticed him and I didn't really want to either. He was skinny, pale, and had a face and body that most girls and maybe a couple of guys would die for. We were partnered up for a class projec and everything changed. I dint want to fail this cap so I follod him into a club. What I didn't know was that he...