"Deku," He murmured, thumbing over the pale skin covered in a sprinkle of light faded freckles, his breath becoming visible and ghosting against the other's cheek from the freezing cold. Red irises caught toxic green ones, his heart clenching- making it harder to breathe. God, he can't breathe- "What are we, Deku?" The close proximity had his chapped lips brush against the plush, light pink ones in a form of a chaste kiss. The question made the other teen's head hang low, green curls shadowing over his eyes as he let out a shaky breath, his arms trembling slightly as he hugged himself in a sense of lonely comfort. "I don't.. I don't know, Kacchan," he whispered back, careful around his words- but they were loud enough to shatter the glass barrier containing the truth. "I don't know."

The fuckin title says it all. This is pretty much just well written crack and damn if it wasn't fun to write. Pretty much, every random, stupid idea that came to me during the writing of this was some how incorporated into it. This just for fun, and is not canon what so ever. Time to give credit where credit is due (literally anyone but me): Goth and cover picture - Nekophy Geno and CPAU- Loverofpiggies (CQ) Death - Renrink Classic!Sans/Papyrus - Toby Fox Swap!Sans/Papyrus - Respective Owner/UT Community Fell!Sans/Papyrus - Respective Owner/UT Community Science!Sans/Gaster - Respective Owner (Sorry, I don't know who owns this AU)