Junior Annie Tahiri just wants to get her required service hours and go about her life like normal. She wants to go see movies with her best friend, Gabby, and cousin Arden. She wants to have family game nights with her Mama and Baba and go to bed at 1 A.M. She just wants to be a normal teenager. But when Jerome Valeska wants Annie, her life does a 180. She can never be a "normal teenager" again.

When you're in foster care, getting adopted by literally anyone is your dream. Getting adopted by your hero is an even better deal.

Puns. Jokes. Miles McKenna. Homestuck. Fandoms. Memes. YEET.

"The voices. they keep telling me to hurt you, and they tell me to protect you. I don't want to be insane anymore. Please help me."

Who knew it was possible for Richie Tozier to have a crush? Who knew it was possible for someone to like Richie Tozier? Well, there was finally that special person. You're both awkward, have a strange sense of humor, make shitty jokes, and are afraid of clowns. This story contains angst, spoilers, fluff, and a LOT of action. (Also foul language.)