One night, when John can't sleep, he stumbles upon old letters Sherlock has written. What will he discover?... (Complete)

When Sherlock receives a text from Lestrade regarding a murder of a man in a suit at the Diogenes Club, his blood freezes and his heart constricts in an extremely painful way that could only translate to shock, concern and most frightening of all, sentiment. Mycroft is certain that no one would miss him if he were to die. He is surprised to find that he is completely and utterly incorrect in his conclusion.

HIGHEST RATING: #6 IN RANDOM WARNING: THERE ARE SWEARING MATURE THEMES AND TRIGGERING SUBJECTS Welcome to the Cliche Manual. I will explain to y'all the most known cliches and explain how to fix them, therefore, making your book more pleasant to read. Now some cliches are okay. But some are over the top. And that's what I'm trying to stop. Those Cliches that use to be original that is now buried in the Cliche Graveyard. Once an original idea that became too popular. So please grab a comfy blanket and grab some food because this will take a while. And if you see a cliche in this book that annoys you please comment vote or share! Cover Made by @ohmyhaylee Text Copyright ©Pancreak™2017 Some of these story ideas are made by others. All rights go to them for those chapters in particular. Sorry if I did somehow 'copy' your idea all rights go to you for that chapter :)

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

[Highest Ranks: #1 in hotline, and #11 in Short story] "Do you really want to know my name" " Yes tell me" " DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?" "YESS" " YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!" " YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!" " MY NAME IS..." " WHAT?" " THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND" --- Sitting around in an office chair working part time wasn't really Lucys cup of tea and being home alone wasn't really the same either for Mark when you have an idiot for a roommate, but who knew things would get a little livelier when you mix: One fateful phone call Two amazingly sarcastic dorks And a whole lot of puns. You might just want to buckle up your seatbelts for the sarcastic duo coming your way.