✓~ There are two people in Piper McLean's life who she loves more then anything; Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. Though her feelings for Annabeth have started becoming more then just friendship. Only problem is, Annabeth is already in love-- with someone else.

✓~ Small Bob is a wise cat; at least, he is in his later years. But any respectable cat can only become wise but taking good care of their pet human. Percy Jackson, Small Bob's human, is such a silly creature with his funny hair but he's a good human, and he's Small Bob's human. But taking good care of him had proven to be trickier then expected. So here's Small Bob's guide for taking care of Percy Jackson, part 2.

✓~ Percy Jackson has had a crush on Jason for as long as he can remember, tall and handsome, the perfect leader, gorgeous blonde hair, the list goes on and Percy loves all of it. Only the thing is, he's got no chance. The football captain and prefect with the slightly-punk-skateboarding nobody? Yeah, no. Lucky for Percy, he's got his best friends Annabeth Chase and Piper McLean. And so starts the mission to 'Woo Jason Grace'

✓~ Small Bob is a simple cat, he knows his place and how to live. Sadly, his human doesn't. Percy Jackson is a fragile thing, he needs Small Bob and the blonde and brown haired girls to survive (but specifically Small Bob). Small Bob has helped his human through thick and thin, love, heartbreak, happiness, loyalty and more. So here is Small Bob's guide to how to care for Percy Jackson

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"If Miss Granger ends up with Mr. Potter- which she will- you both give me 2 galleons, if she ends up with Mr. Weasley, Severus and I will both give you, Minerva 2 galleons, and if she ends up with Mr. Malfoy, Minerva and I will give Severus 2 galleons each. Deal?" Dumbledore asked. "Deal" "Deal" -- Dramione, Harmione or Romione. a question that has split fan girls since the beginning. Now it plagues Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, and Severus Snape as they each ship a different ship. the three bet on who they want, but now the question is who wins? --

Descriptions, stereotypes, scenarios, and more! Feel free to request! Hope you enjoy! Completed ✔️ Check out book #2! *Not all are written by me!!* *Creds To Original Authors, mainly on tumblr so check them out to give them the praise. I'm just sharing their amazing work!*

The Main Synopsis: Zhang Jian is an ordinary army soldier with a plain, but masculine face, a pair of sharp eyes that often get him into trouble than not, and a skill set that any other ordinary military man would have. He doesn't have his own convenient dimensional space, or some kind of powerful special-ability, or even a golden thigh to hug to help him survive the apocalypse, but he had already lived through twenty years on his own using only his own strengths and wits. Surely, things would be better for him the second time around, right? The Actual Synopsis (that this Author wanted to write): If there is anything that Zhang Jian has learned during his years living in the apocalypse, it's that beautiful people are troublesome. Whenever a pretty face would show up in public, people would argue, blood would be spilled, and Zhang Jian's good opinion in humanity would be nonexistent. There was also the fact that beautiful people are often granted abilities to help them live through the apocalypse. Therefore, Zhang Jian really didn't want to involve himself with these type of frightening and terrifying people (he's not good with regular people in the first place) and yet... why are all these good-looking people trying to crowd around him?! The 'daughter of a politician' pretty little sister: "Jian'ge~" Zhang Jian, who saved her and took her in: "....." The beautiful, playboy young master: "Jian'ge, don't go off anywhere without us." Zhang Jian, who also saved him out of a coincidence: "......." The handsome but persistent military general: "Xiao Jian, don't leave my sight." Zhang Jian, who only saved him out of convenience: ".........." The old popular, good-looking high-school friend: "Jian'er, stay with me." Zhang Jian, being crowded by these good-looking people: "..... It's suffocating...." Reading Guide: Technically Harem but eventually 1v1, fast-paced, bl, adorable MC, slow MC, most-likely shameless gong

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