From the creator of the first book, accumulating over 100K reads, comes a sequel not for the faint of heart. The roasting is back, and better than ever!

Stella(Salt) has been crushing on Oliver(OJ)for a loong time, but what if Oliver would never like her back due to her obsession and flirtiness towards him? Find out on this story! The cover is by Amyrose-Sonic on deviantart:3

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Here are some of my Ideas for Object Show/Undertale character crossovers, as well as other people's Ideas. I'm also going to put in small comics and pixel arts of my crossovers as well. Undertale by Toby Fox BFDI by jacknjellify Inanimate Insanity by AnimationEpic OBJECTTALE LOST THE TITLE. OBJECTTALE LOST THE TITLE. OBJECTTALE IS NOT MY MOST POPULAR BOOK ANYMORE!!!! If you're late to the party and you're reading this for the first time. Don't. Just read something else of mine or whatever. I'm not gonna update this book anymore.

There isn't any of bfdi x reader so, why not be the first one to write one? Requests are always welcome!

It starts after Mic and Knifes wedding and the beginning of Melody's life. (Edit: This was based off mlp Daughter of Discord lol, its not actually my canon ii next gen)