Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

Welcome back to The Monthly Gemstone Awards! Similar to 2019, we will be hosting a contest every month, with entries opening on the first day of the month, and results announced on the final day of the month. But was is different, you ask? Well, instead of submitting stories you have already written, these awards will give you prompts that you must write about. And before you turn around at the thought of writing something that isn't your main project, stop! Think about it. Short stories are incredibly important, and more will be explained within the contents of this story. So, what're you waiting for? Quick results, crazy prompts, and the opportunity to polish your writing skills while getting some feedback? And potentially winning some prizes? It's a dream come true.

After waking up in handcuffs three hundred kilometres from where he's stationed, Samson cannot remember what happened. And what happened might kill him. A British soldier in The Great War, he has been accused of desertion, a crime punishable by execution. Before he can face a trial and firing squad, though, something bizarre happens: he wakes up on a different battlefield. Hundreds of kilometres from where he's being tried. As long as he remains awake, Samson cannot be dragged between killing fields. But as soon as he closes his eyes, he knows he'll be pulled into the next nightmare. Best keep one eye open, Samson. [Paranormal Community first place winner]