r u having problems getting into a relationship? Well read these pickup lines and u will have a girl/boy in no time!

This book is DEFINITELY NOT rants insults and jokes. Also it's not full of sarcasm either!! Jk XD P.S may include quotes also:)

"you know what material my shirt is? boyfriend material." "what the actual fuck?" © 2seoks

YOU WANNA FIGHT? FIGHT ME! Or we could have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you prefer. Ever found it hard to get to grips with how to put together a fight scene, or a battle sequence? This guide runs you through the basics, talks about different styles of fighting and weaponry, how to put together fight scenes, plan out battles, and talks about how you include Fantasy or Magical elements as well as the various Dos and Don'ts of writing Action. Now with added flamingos... are we sure that it's spelled like that? There's an aardvark with an Uzi somewhere too.

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Want a good laugh or want to use some insults BTW we do NOT make racist insult of any kind please forgive us if you dont like what we write about. P.S we don't mean to offend anyone! SO ENJOY!!!