❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series of text messages, calls, dialogues, and third person accounts. WARNING: This book contains: - Cringe worthy non-edited scenes - About a gazillion plotholes - A disappointing ending Read at your own risk. Proceed with caution. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved [Book 1 in the "How To" series]

He's a cold, calculating businessman in desperate need of an assistant. She's a struggling actress, wearing a terrible disguise who lied on her CV and got the job. Only problem... she's the world's worst assistant and her boss is very demanding.

Anna never expected to be a thousand feet in the air on a stolen airplane. But then again, she never expected to be kidnapped by a gang leader, appointed as an official spy, get held at gunpoint and shoot a guy two times in the face. She definitely did not sign up to break into Walmart at three a.m, steal fifty boxes of chicken nuggets from McDonald's and free fall from the Empire State Building. Ah, the terrible tragedies of life. WARNING: Don't read this book if you want fast updates. I will probably procrastinate and leave this book just hanging there for long periods of time. Sorry. I'm a sucky author. SECOND WARNING: Don't read this book if you're looking for a serious, actually decent story. This book is quite the contrary, actually. It's just a story I randomly came up with as a joke. It has the intelligence of a pea. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved

Cara Daniels has always hated attention. Presentations make her nauseous, talking to waiters make her anxious, and talking to boys has never been an option in her life. But one fated day, she meets Reece. Reece who isn't bothered by her introversion, leading Cara to believe that maybe there's someone who can accept her as she is. Little does she know, Reece is hiding a secret from her. A secret, that leaves Cara with a difficult decision.

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.