"I don't fall in love. I stumble, tumble and while I try to regain my balance I trip face-flat on the ground "

Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys, is fine, free and on the rebound. One night at an awards show, he clashes with the lovely Lolita, lead of former up-and-coming band Fluorescent Adolescents (literally - he has the bruises to prove it). Feelings stir, the heels are off and she looks set to make his night very interesting indeed. But this girl refuses to follow the rules of being a one night stand. In a world of tours, press and paparazzi, could they ever last? You never know... [An Alex Turner/ Arctic Monkeys fanfiction]

Self absorbed, yet unmistakably charming, the frontman has a way with words that entices me in like no other. Carefully picked and perfectly delivered sentences flow like a gentle river, it's waves only to be rippled by his thick sheffield accent. But when speech is secondary; his body leaves me dumb-founded and I find myself desperate to trace the creases of the rockstar's sweating skin.

An irritating ignorance of a self-absorbed man had never been an attractive trait to the likes of Sheffield girl, Rose Harper. Although the flirtatiousness of the obnoxious frontman plays it's toll as she develops unwanted feelings towards the singer that she lives in denial of. However, powerful and confused emotions bubble under the surface and the constant bite from the Monkey lead Rose and Alex into a love-hate relationship. Luckily, the likes of Miles,Matt,Jamie and Nick are what keeps the two from killing each other, but not from sleeping with eachother...

"Do you really think it's that easy?" I ask, glaring up at him. He takes a step closer. "It's not going to work on me." He raises an eyebrow at me. "What's not going to work?" He asks, his voice barely above a whisper as he gently wraps an arm around my waist, caressing my cheek with the other. "I see exactly what you're doing, Oliver. I've seen you do it with every other girl. You sweet-talk them so they think you actually like them, and then you lower them into bed with you. Well guess what? I'm not falling for it." And with that, I walk out of the room, leaving him speechless.