So, fairies exist. That was not something Aurora Carter ever really expected to have to consider as she went about her day-to-day life. When a pale man and his mountainous companion appear on her doorstep one morning and decide the best way to explain something to another human is by kidnapping them and transporting them thousands of kilometres from their home, she is forced to completely rethink her worldview. Who knows, it might explain her pointed ears?

When Artemis Fowl finds himself suckered into a family trip to America during his last summer of freedom before college, admittedly he finds himself wishing it was all said and done already. But when he runs into a girl and her friends at the local museum, he is sure his life will never be the same again, even more so when he discovers his nemesis Jon Spiro is out of jail and seeking revenge...

We all know how it feels to be introverted....why not make fun of it? Introverts, read this for a laugh. Extroverts, read this to understand us. (And laugh a little too.) (Disclaimer- The first 20 are mine, the rest is a mix of my ideas and random stuff on the internet but it's mostly mine) Cover by brokentruths.

*reads title* highest ranks: #762 in fan fiction #12 in hamilton #38 in oneshots