🍌🍌🍌Think Netflix's SEX EDUCATION, but without the accents, and instead of pictures and sound, I put the words on the screen, and you paint the pictures with your mind.🥒🥒🥒 *** Some guys are showers. Some guys are growers. Then there's Peter. He's got a big secret about a little problem (in his pants). But one day, that secret gets out, and Peter's life is ruined. The guys at his high school mock Peter without mercy. The girls giggle at the idea of dating Peter. But the situation isn't entirely without hope. Peter's best friend Elroy is a wannabe teenage business prodigy who sees Peter's predicament as an opportunity to develop a product that will help him "tap into the bajillion dollar market for addressing male insecurity." Meanwhile, a mysterious art student named Audrey seems to like-like Peter, despite his, ahem, little problem. Which is weird, because the rumor around school is that Audrey is a size queen. Why else would she be collecting so many dick pics? Peter's Little Peter is a story about the truth behind the myths of male sexuality, the awkwardness of teenage romance, surviving high school, and the bumpy road to self-acceptance.

Alex and Liam have been best friends their whole lives until a drunken kiss leads them down separate paths. As time passes, they must face truths they never expected. ***** Alex Camejo and Liam Santos have been thick as thieves since they met at age seven. As the years passed, Liam protected Alex from bullies while Alex denied what those bullies were saying. He's not gay no matter how "girly" he seems... or how much he longs to hold Liam's hand. But a drunken kiss tears everything down. The inseparable Liam Santos and Alex Camejo can no longer be friends. Without each other's support, they must overcome the struggles of adolescence, coming out, new lovers, self-doubt and lingering emotions. One hopes he will forget his best friend and find happiness. The other hopes they will reunite and be happy. In the end, whose dreams will come true? [[Watty's Award Winner]]

[sequel to teen helpline] ❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞ ❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞ ❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck! There's nothing on how to respond to that in these answer sheets!❞ ___________________________________________________________________ When happy-go-lucky Theo Hastings discovers his best friend has been fucking his girlfriend behind his back for the last six months, Theo's whole life has been careening on the rocks- until his cousin, Damien Carson, forces him to look for help on a helpline- a particular helpline call the 'Breakup Helpline' and there he meets sarcastic, cynical realist Serena Adams, who doesn't believe in love at all. And maybe, just maybe, Theo can change her mind. this is a tale about the hopeless romantic and the skeptical non-believer, the idealistic sentimentalist and the bitter soul, and how fate brings them together.

❝she was the girl, who bit the horizon, who peeled the stars from the sky and put them on her tongue, the girl who was hungry for the universe, who craved magic and saw the broken boy for who he truly was- a broken boy.❞ Because he was her sweetest downfall. [PREVIOUSLY LOSING ELLIS] Goal: 500 k views. it'd be cool if you press that read button. :)

BREATHE | "Why can't I just be me?" In which a metamorphmagus ends up in a lot of trouble with an ex-hogwarts student. [ first of the Wizarding Schools series ] [ Ilvermorny ] [ finished ]

Yeah, THAT movie. This book is going to be my little rant about EVERYTHING that bothered me about that movie. These are my personal opinions so feel free to agree or disagree. If you liked this movie (?) I apologize in advance (but I highly doubt you exist). But if you hated it as much as I did, enjoy!

An evil mystic man... The end of a royal family... A grieving aunt and a mourning sister... A tiny princess lost... So begins the story of a missing Arendelle princess. Ten years later, questions still linger. Could the lost princess be alive? Why hasn't she come forward to claim her crown? Will the mystery ever be solved? Perhaps the answer lies with the mysterious key that hangs around the neck of an orphan girl named Elsa. She, her puppy, Olaf, and two new friends they meet along the way, make the long journey to Corona to find out, risking their lives to get there. Elsa wants to discover the secret of her past and regain her identity. But will her dreams -- and her life -- be destroyed by the very man who brought the Arendelle family to its knees a decade ago? Credits to Sunfyre for the cover.