Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

I'm pretty sure y'all do this

This is a whole bunch of things you can hopefully relate to if you're a Michael Jackson fan..... Also BONUS!! Some "rare" Photos along with them!! So some of these are mine, but most I took offline... So credit to whoever came up with these lol...

Welcome to the third annual OFFICIAL Michael Jackson Fanfiction Awards! There are many copy-cat competitions, but make no mistake-- this is the most prestigious, and the hardest to win. It is no popularity contest. This award program is meant to celebrate all of the amazing books written by the Moonwalker Fandom. This is a chance for EVERYONE, from the popular, established writer to the not-so-experienced novice to have their hard work recognized. As always, let the best Fanfiction win.

(Highest ranking - #198 in Non-Fiction) Okay, we all know people who are non-Moonwalkers ... don't we? We all know the struggle of having a hater - or simply someone who isn't a fan - giving us grief for our love of Michael. It's time it was spoken out about. For all the non-Moonwalkers ... this book is for you to take notes upon. For all the Moonwalkers ... this book is for you to laugh at and say, "That's so accurate!". I hope you'll enjoy reading as much as I'll enjoy creating.

Read to find out !!

[{(Warning: As the name suggests,this book is just for Scorpios,any other sign reading this book will suffer from a high 'Inferiority Complex',shorty after reading it ;D *kidding*)}] A Bible for all the Scorpio Zodiac addicts (just like me) FOR A SCORPIO - BY A SCORPIO

All about scorpios,the most powerful zodiac sign. P.S. I'm a scorpio as well Hope you enjoy! #GottaLoveRossLynch

Book 1 of Zodiac Signs. Contains: - fun facts - zodiac squads - personality traits - zodiac relationships & many more!! (IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SIGN, DM ME.) (I DO LOVE COMPATIBILITY's, DM ME FOR YOURS.) _______________________________________________ #31 in Random (9/30/15)

This is just a normal zodiac book. Have fun reading it!!!! written in like 2014-2016???... idk it's ancient. so sorry if a lot has changed since then. please don't be mad at me!! also i should mention, i found these on the internet (credit to those people).