I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

Basically picture a legendary in a pokèball. If you think of Groundon which weighs a lot and is quite big, a tiny ball can't be comfortable. Then we have stuff like Arceus being Jesus and Kyogre being inspired off of a killer whale but sounds like a screaming child. This book is a comedy and is about how legendaries would think of these situations. The perspectives vary on different scenarios. If there's any legendary pokèmon you want me to include, let me know and I'll try my best to include them! Warning: There is strong language in this story, so take caution and proceed with an open mind when reading.

Second book lmao