three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

"You have a problem with falling, don't you?" "You have no idea." Cover by LilacLucas

"Zayn, have you ever thought of running for Student Body President?" "No, sir," "I think you should try," "Anything for you, Mr. Payne," Zayn Malik is your average teenager. He runs the school newspaper, likes video games, and has a secret crush on his English teacher, Mr. Payne. For him, everything he wants is just out of grasp, that is, until he runs for Student Body President. And suddenly, things just start to work out for him, including a relationship that is so wrong and so right at the same time. Or, the one where Zayn is in doing something illegal, Mr. Payne supports it, and Louis is the best and worst person ever.