"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|
Phil Lester was new, confused, yet beautiful, nonetheless; catching the eye of a particular brunette boy with a silent voice.
to: phil from: unknown caller your eyes as blue and as vast as the seas darling please won't you notice me? x secret admirer -lower case intended -holy shi t sorry this goes like really unrealistically fucking fast -whoops
