discontinued.

{Completed} Dirk, Jake, John, Dave, and Karkat. What happens when five guys who have feelings for eachother don't admit it? One day they all play Call of Duty first person to have 15 kills gets to do whatever they want to the other 4. What is Dirk gonna do? First smut story no judging!

After decades of living the immortalized, bachelor lifestyle of a vampire, Dirk Strider stumbles upon Karkat Vantas, a young man who's fiancé had been swept away from him. Unfortunately for Dirk, the dead never sleep, and they're terrible with secrets. I felt bad for the few who were upset over the ending of Kill Me Romantically. This is dedicated to @dirkkat. Dirk's a vampire. Karkat's a human. Yeah. Enjoy.