After being attacked at a house party, Cole Wentz has been diagnosed with insomnia, severe anxiety, and is showing symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. No one knows what really happened to her, but her brother, Pete Wentz, is determined to find out. That's where Operation Breathe Her Back To Life comes in. Taken on tour with his band Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and Paramore on the Discomposed Composers Tour, her secret slowly begins to unravel. Dealing with trying to forget and protecting herself from letting anyone hurt her again, what happens when a certain Mr. Patrick Stump falls for the girl who's got troubled thoughts and a self esteem to match? TRIGGER: SELF HARM, SUICIDE, ETC.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]