ONE OF MY FIRST STORIES!! BEWARE OF ERRORS!! Levy wakes up not knowing anything that happened. She has bruises, cuts, and scars all over her body. She is alone and confused. Until one special person comes into the picture. Will Levy regain her memories? Will this 'special person' change her life? Find out in Safety {Cover made by the amazing @yana-chan}

Love is Sacrifice. ❝ I don't love you and I never will, because I love someone else ❞ Ian said to Alison, his brows touched together as he looked at his wife. ❝ Who is she?❞ Alison asked as calmly as she could trying her best to keep her demeanor straight, trying very hard not to break down in front the man she has loved her entire life. ❝ Ashley, your sister❞ Ian said, almost inaudibly. His heart racing, eyes swimming with guilt. He looked at the woman he married again when she didn't reply for a long while only to find her staring at him with a blank expression. Her eyes so hollow that it made a pang of ache go through his heart. ❝ I'll help you win her over ❞Alison replied after a long while of silence, her complete life was turned upside down in a matter of second. Who would've thought that she would be having this conversation with the man she love, the man she was married to. 'I'll help him do so till he have her in his arms. I will do it even if it means I have to sacrifice my love for him.' She thought to herself. *** Join the journey of Ian and Alison, filled with mystery and love. This is my first official book on wattpad so please excuse my typos. *** (1st Draft) Published: October 26th, 2016 Complete : December 31st, 2017 *** Copyright © Aastha Mishra 2016

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Gajeel has always been in love with Levy and figured she only saw him as a friend, but what he doesn't know is that Levy loves him too and everyone can see it except them, but when Levy almost gets hurt, Gajeel comes to the rescue. Levy has a date the next day and Gajeel doesn't take it well. He wants to attack her date. When her date tries to kiss her, Gajeel goes ballistic. No one is allowed to kiss his Levy and get away with it. Gajeel doesn't know why he feels the way he feels so he looks it up. It turns out, Levy is his mate. Dragon slayers are known to be protective and possessive over their mates. Now he understands why he feels that way. Will they ever proclaim their love for each other before it's to late, or will they be left wondering 'what if...'

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

So I decided to do something different for all you guys and decided to make a book or whatever you want to call it of comebacks and jokes that you can use or tell people and I will try to post one everyday so hope you enjoy.

Funny jokes and Comebacks

jokes and comebacks that are funny I made 87% up myself

Bunch of lovely comebacks

Hes the pirate in the seas when you get kidnapped by him in the seas from his pirate mates. You were stuck with him forever and you cant get back home cause he cant remember where your from cause u never told him your a girl till around dinner time. He keeps you with him away from the other mates in his covern forever... till something bad happened