Stranger: wanna see my dick?

fuck off. its a love - hate relationship. type; one shots ©️purinboy

❝ hey, i know you're my soulmate and all, but can you stop drawing dicks on your forehead? i'm tired of scrubbing all day, especially because you're using a damn sharpie. ❞ ↝ 170429: 296 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, JAN. 2017 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

instagram feeds of the harry potter next generation [discontinued as of 11/20/18] cringe fest circa 2016 !

~ "Let us assume, that humans were created by a virus. We have to imagine the beginning of our planet. When unicellular organisms where the only habitants on our beloved continents. One day a virus showed up and infected those bacterial. They mutated into something bigger. Some farer developed creature was made. Something with more than one cell, that had the chance to reproduce itself over a millions of years. Selection and evolution formed those creatures to what it became; a human being. So, basically, we are here because a virus, right? So viruses are good things. They made us, right?" ~ Maybe you should believe Doctor Kim. You should believe him and run. Save your life, Jungkook. Save your life because I wasn't able to do so. __________________ "Maybe one day mankind will understand the most dangerous things on our planet aren't even ourselves but the things we don't know. And the acting of a human being must be the most unknown one of any existence" - Doctor Kim Namjoon, 2018 ------- Alright this is it. I've always wanted to write a zombie fanfiction and Jungkook and Tae seemed like my personal protagonist-favourites. I know, I'm YoonSeok trash and YoonSeok is like everything I write (look into the tags and you will find that I didn't miss them here as well) but those two were just perfect. -- Content: violence; harm; death; sadness (yeah, prepare your tissues); blood; gore; psychological sickness; zombies (no shit sherlock); much biological gibberish; angstrom

Jungkook trying to get Jimin's attention ➪#215 in Fan fiction (9-21-16)

in which we play a spooky game of would you rather! [#109 in horror]

❝You were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky, And you decided purple just wasn't for you.❞ In which Park Jimin has an eating disorder and his true love has scars on his wrists. Highest Rank: #1 in Jikook

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Yoon Jeonghan and Hwan In Ja had been friends a long time, and decided to go on a road trip together. They each brought some close friends with them and had planned everything out, the only problem was that when they were halfway there anything that had electricity to help run it just stopped working. Panic and chaos soon ensured, people thought it was just Korea that had this problem since they couldn't contact the outside, little did they know that the whole world had been put into this mess. No one would have expected anything like this, or had they been? Yoon Jeonghan has a bit of a secret, he knew this would happen? Why? Simple............because he was the one who did it.