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❝ hey, i know you're my soulmate and all, but can you stop drawing dicks on your forehead? i'm tired of scrubbing all day, especially because you're using a damn sharpie. ❞ ↝ 170429: 296 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, JAN. 2017 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.
instagram feeds of the harry potter next generation [discontinued as of 11/20/18] cringe fest circa 2016 !
~ "Let us assume, that humans were created by a virus. We have to imagine the beginning of our planet. When unicellular organisms where the only habitants on our beloved continents. One day a virus showed up and infected those bacterial. They mutated into something bigger. Some farer developed creature was made. Somet...
❝You were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky, And you decided purple just wasn't for you.❞ In which Park Jimin has an eating disorder and his true love has scars on his wrists. Highest Rank: #1 in Jikook
I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote
Yoon Jeonghan and Hwan In Ja had been friends a long time, and decided to go on a road trip together. They each brought some close friends with them and had planned everything out, the only problem was that when they were halfway there anything that had electricity to help run it just stopped working. Panic and chaos...
**CURRENTLY UNDER REVISIONS, ORIGINALLY VERSION NOT SAVED Being one of the few 'commoners' at Ouran Highschool was anything but easy. Making scholarship honor role was hard for you unlike your best friend Haruhi, who managed to maintain it steadily-amongst some odd extra curricular activities. And being the curious d...
When the red string of fate malfunctioned, Dara ended up being physically tied to the most stoic person in the planet. The string does not stretch and it is only visible to the two of them. The lunar matchmaker god has no recollection of tying them together, and the deities do not have a clue on what to do. How will t...
Kytra a witch from the land of Theria, home to the Magicals is living out the last of her days in Haven Hospital. Having contracting the Soulers disease, one that stripes Magicals of their powers and life source. Once in the final stages they appearance has changed to that of a human and are sent over the wall to li...
how does it feel to weigh more than your boyfriend? © ZAREEN H. KIM TAEHYUNG TIGGER WARNING: death, violence, eating disorders. 「#STOPBODYSHAMING」 「STARTED: 17th December 2015」 「ENDED: 19th December 2015」 「#46 IN SHORT STORIES 21ST D...
Dara's school, Bridge Rose University, was recently closed due to some stupid reason and the students had no choice but to transfer to the nearest university in the area - International School of Arts and Technology or InterSAT. 'That school is exciting', they said. 'Every single day in InterSAT is unpredictable'...
(First book of the series - cos people keep on missing my sequel announcement 😭) Cassandra Johnson is Pixie. Pixie is Cassandra Johnson. She's the same girl who's leading two extremely different lives. Nobody would suspect the school's nerd as Pixie. 'Cause Pixie's a street fighter badass and the nerd does not have a...
Supernatural reader insert oneshots, mostly smut with a few fluff filled chapters thrown in. I hope you enjoy! Currently has: Adam, Gabriel, Crowley, Balthazar, Samandriel and Castiel.
New year. New school. Dean and Sam Winchester had been moving a lot. But this time it'd be permanent.…hopefully. Dean is a nerd. Straight A's all 'round. He meets Castiel Novak. Popular guy. Not so good in grades but hey he'll do anything for Dean. He doesn't know why but the new kid intrigued him in a way no one el...
Sam and Gabriel have been living a wonderful fluffy life. Of course they do have their moment but it's all sorted out. What will they get one another for Christmas? Sequel to Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop, which I hope you enjoyed. I hope you guys enjoy this as well. This is a Christmas Fic.
Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with tee...
The fifth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series Credit to whoever wrote these. Not all are mine :)
What if I told you Felix had a younger sister named Anne? And what if I told you that after Felix left to become a lost boy, Anne found a box filled of all Neverland secrets? What if finally--when Pan plays his special song, Anne follows it to go find her brother? Pan doesn't approve of girls but can he resist takin...
***SEQUEL TO THE PIPER'S SONG*** Pan's different. Since killing the shadow man, he's gained his powers. He has a new army, and this time, it's not Henry's heart that he wants but the love and affection from his lost girl, Anna. Her destiny means everything to him and he's going to make sure it's fulfilled even if it...