Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

What will happen when Joan gets adopted by Pewdiepie and Marzia

[This is an extended sample of a now published book. See inside for more details] ~ "I know you have to get back soon, but there's just something that I want to try first," he breathed. As his eyelids lowered, I let mine do the same, focusing on nothing but my heartbeat and his hands around my waist as I felt his lips finally press themselves against mine. And as he did that, a star - somewhere in our galaxy - exploded into a million pieces of stardust that rained down into our atmosphere. I hadn't been what he was looking for either, but he'd found me anyway. Copyright © 2014 IziKing. All rights reserved.

"You don't seem like a nerd so what are you?" He asked raising an eyebrow as he eyed my black rimmed glasses, thick woollen jersey and ratted converses. I crossed my arms and did the same to him. "You don't seem like a bad boy that actually turns out to be gay but we are all mistaken sometimes." I replied watching as he stepped closer making my back press against the wall. "Your only a little mistaken, I am the schools bad boy but i most definitely am not gay," he whispered in my ear causing me to shiver. "What are you?" he continued slowly. I leaned up so that my lips were brushing against his cheek, smirking as I watched him gulp. "Well none of yours is right because I'm definitely not a nerd, I'm just a girl in disguise." With that I side stepped his arms and skipped down the hallway, only pausing when i reached the class room door. I looked over my shoulder sending him a wink when i noticed that he was still watching me. Things just got a whole lot better. _________________________________________________________________________________________ Lexi Dylan's is the badass the whole world knows but when she's forced to move, she decides to get revenge. Getting rid of the tight cloths and leather she becomes a nerd. But when the schools bad boy comes into the picture things get even more interesting. Will she keep the act going???

Aly was an ordinary nineteen year old girl, nothing excited ever happen to her ever since she lost interest in the world and their doings. She lacked behind her studies, distant herself from her friends, not to mention as she was hitting low on the social circle. Time passed and she met someone on Facebook, named as Alec Alone, someone she never dared to even think about. Why? Because it was impossible. The talking starts and a cyber friendship is formed but a much bigger surprise awaits for Aly when she realises who Alec Alone really is. His big identity turns out to be someone really famous around the globe. Someone who Aly really hates and isn’t fascinated by his work. Poor Aly, falls for him! What will become of her when she realises who he really is? Most importantly how is she suppose to gain the trust of Alec when he definitely has trust issues. Can she trust her instincts and fall for him, will Alec feel the same way?

Sienna Beckham is a powerful witch, and along with her four fiercely protective Keepers, it is her destiny to maintain the balance of nature in this world. Tonight, it's the town carnival and everyone will be there: Sienna's family; her friends; her protectors. Archer. Laughter and flirtation await. But in a few hours, Sienna's life will have changed forever and her powers stretched to their very limits. For something is lurking in the forest… Murder. Sorcery. Revenge. And no one sees it coming. The Keepers: Sienna is a free prequel brought to you by HarperImpulse. To find out what happens at the end, download the first book in this exciting new paranormal romance trilogy now. Buy The Keepers: Archer: http://smarturl.it/thekeepersamazon

What happens when Jay has to live with her Uncle Simon and has to leave her friends the Janoskians back home and come to her new home and live with a boyband she's hated since it was created. What will happen between her and One Direction? What is the reason of her hating on One Direction? What happens when she ask the Janoskians to take a 1 month break and go to her new home? Follow Jay in her journey discovering things that she can't remember like for example having a brother! What happens when someone's after her? Read and find out~ PG-13 will be a bit of foul language ( please do not copy my ideas)

When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in order to get to her bestfriend. But what would happen when the relationship that started out with lies and deceit turn into something...real?

This is about a girl called Tessa Tomlinson, she gets abused by her dad but her life changes when she babysits the world famous band one direction. Her brother is Louis Tomlinson. But they both think it's a coincidence that their surnames are the same. How will life be hiding her scars and living with a crazy band? Find out in this book! Was written with a co-writer who wrote gross parts... This was my first fanfic so bare with me, my other fanfics are better, believe me! THIS IS BOOK 1 IN THE TRILOGY/SERIES/SEQUEL THING!